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Friend just told me this joke...

vaguehowie: revgoomba: skottland: A Glaswegian man walks into a bakery, points at the cakes and asks: “Are those cakes or a meringue?” AHAHAHAHAHAHA. (You may need to say it aloud/be Scottish to get it :P) Then he goes into the butchers and asks if he can “have a mince round”. Butchers says “Aye, awright… but I’m closing in a minute so make it fast.” How does Bob Marley like his...

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Oct 29th

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Reblog with Urban Dictionary's top definition of...

I looked this up, and the first six are so golden that I’m posting them all: 1. Susie Synonym - Another word for “slut” Did you see how many times that susie slept with that guy? 2. Susie A cheap date. A disgrace to Radford’s mission statement. Freqent man straddler on the bar. Frequent dotcomrader. Master ghetto linguist. Tanorexic. Compulsive hair dyer. My other half....

Oct 29th

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Oct 28th

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// ]]]]>]]>fannybaws replied to your post: Ummmm… Hahaha wow. Send her back an erotic rejection note. “She placed her throbbing disinterest into the wet inbox of the creepy internet dating girl.” Melissa, there are no words for the awesomeness of you. I should commission you to write my erotic rejection note. You’ve got a working knowledge of nasty Scottish...

Oct 28th

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]]>vaguehowie replied to your post: Ummmm… Well I would use the phrase “Ah really fancy you so eh, hows about it?”It’s about as eloquent as you can get. Hahaha! Howie, you’re amazing. I’m really tempted to just send her back that line. If she gets it, then she’s obviously amazing, and she will then Get It, if you know what I’m saying, eh, nudge? Etc.

Oct 28th

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Some chick on an internet dating site (yep, I do internet date, how else to meet lesbians?) sent me this… It was those dark brown eyes staring deeply into mine. I could feel gentle but firm hands run across the smooth skin of my neck, down across my shoulders. The feel of fingernails stroking the outsides of my breasts. I could feel the velvet soft touch of thighs against mine and the...

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